2. Do you get tired of people asking question #1?-Chris
Not yet, that's the first time.

3. Do you think the answer to question #1 is anyone's bizness?-Chris
Boring.

4. Do you prefer DWS, David Sims, David William Sims, or Simsy?-Chris
David Wm. Sims, thank you

5. How long have you had your Memphis bass?-Chris
January 1981

6. What is your favorite movie?-Chris
Strange Brew.

7. What song, when you hear it, always brings a smile to your face?-Chris
Locomotion by Little Eva.

8. When you played in Calgary in Sept. of 96, why did you kick that guy in the chest?
I'm quite sure that never happened.

9. What do you think of Wesley Willis?
He's very large, isn't he? I've never met him.

10. Can I suck your penis? - josh
Boring.

11. Would you mind if I sucked your penis? - josh
Boring.

12. Would anyone here mind, if I sucked david's penis? - josh
I don't think this question is directed at me.

13. Did you ever get hard when David Yow kissed you?
Yes. There, I said it and I'm not sorry.

14. Do you ever smile?
Yes.

15. Would you smile if I sucked your penis?
Is this still you, Josh? If so, see answers ten through twelve.

16. Did you ever meet that Dragon lady chick, or is she just a bullshit artist?
I have had the pleasure of meeting that chick.

17. Seriously, you guys rock, but BLUE? What the fuck was that all about?
Taking a quick poll of people who's opinions make a rat's ass worth of difference on Blue...I like it...Okay, so it's 100 percent in favor, 0 percent opposed. Live with it and try get on with your feeble attempt at a life.

18. Did you ever want to kick Jim Kimball in the nuts?
Yes.

19. Do you like Bob pollard?
Who?

20. Would you like to suck his penis?
Who?

21. What kind of formal music training do you have?
Too little to speak of.

22. How long have you been playing music?
Eighteen years, give or take.

23. Are there any really cool bands out there we should know about?
I doubt it, but I wouldn't know.

24. How many orgasms can you make a woman have in one night?
I don't know.

25. Which politicians do you believe ought to be assasinated?
Ted Nugent.

26. What is your drug of choice?
Coffee, coffee, and still more coffee.

27. What is your favorite sexual position?
Congress of the vampire.

28. Of all the women in the world, who would you most like to fuck?
Lately, the redhead on That 70's Show. Absolutely perfect.

29. Mr. Sims, how does it feel to look like world famous Brat Packer Judd Nelson, without the flared nostrils? Chris
Having some trouble remembering who Judd Nelson is. Was he the delinquent in The Breakfast Club? I can flare my nostrils.

30. David Sims, for Valentine, did you have to do much convincing to get the band to put the track on the EP, or did they realize the beauty of the song on their own? Chris
Whatever.