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One Evening

One evening of pourin' booze
An eventide of hooch
He'd always say, "That pick-me-up
bone knocked me down."
Soakin' in the dark
Dragged him to a desperate day
That dirty girl led him drunk away
And then his oats from the night before
Came up with the sun

Bad days had been
but not like this
Lost in a daze (Vaneo mayonnaise)
Momming bed no good
And then his oats from the night before
Came up with the sun

This time he had a better idea
this time he had a clue
he had a precedent this time
this time he knew what to do

That dirty girl led him drunk away
and left him in the sewer
it was right there at that then time
he knew he should never have screwed her

7 vs. 8

What do we owe this extreme pleasure to?
Your presence is so very appreciated
Let us now drop to our knees in praise
and lick from between the toes of your feet
may we rest
with the weight of your fresh steamin' shit
on our backs
on our backs
and lick from between the toes of your feet
asking forgiveness
for things we do naturally
lead us to the river
and pollute us
bleed us and dilute us
until we are clean and dry
(How can your love be repaid?)
lick etc.

S.D.B.J.

Lyin' around
like some goddamn walrus
you make me
sick to my stomach
The smell is here
hangs like a killer
hangs like a deadman
and I can't take another day
sick
drunk
blow
job
The smell is here
hangs like a killer
hangs like a deadman
and I can't take another day
Some kind of bra-wearin'-hairy-fish
droolin' into your dish

Pastoral
Your life is gone
your youth is over
years of cheer
reduced to this
A crumbling mess
on a September morn
your blood flows by
like a meandering stream
bubbling
gurgling
brook-like
baking in the midday sun
hard on the outside
soft on the inside
(That's a nice contract)
I saw you there
Sioux City bound
In a cornfield
I saw you there
stinking

Waxeater

Harry's old man has been away
but now he's back - got home today
It brings me down to see him here
peculiar guy he's kinda queer
Harry's mom is really pissed
she can't recall when last they kissed
she knows he's weird - what he's been doin'
Men and women he's been screwin'

Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew something should be done
Harry knew and Harry did it!

Weeks ago right after school
Harry found dad nude in the pool
The maid was there giving him head
and Harry wanted to see him dead
Harry's dad's a fuckin' ass and...

Fuckin' ass waxeatin' bastard
Always mean and always plastered
Harry hates that kind of shit,
but Harry knows what dad'll get
Harry's dad fucks dogs and cats
and Harry's dad fucks this and that
and Harry'd dad fucked Harry's brother
but Harry's dad won't fuck Harry's mother

My Own Urine

The dry air holds a distinct fascination
For those who are unfamiliar
For those who are unfamiliar
with any other way of living
and I can see by their eyes
Can see by your eyes
Can see by your eyes
But I can't see
I can't see by my eyes

I remember
The morning I awoke
I remember, but not very well
Marinating in a pool, a puddle of blood
and urine
My own urine and
Someone else's blood
My own urine
vSomeone else's blood
and I can see by their eyes
I can see by your eyes
I can see by your eyes
But I can't see
I can't see by my eyes

That lady so ugly
She looks like Dra-cu-la

Good Thing

When you take off your dress
the whole world smiles
and it's a joyous occasion, baby
when you take off your shirt

when you take off your stockings
flower blossoms and bird sings
commonplace is paradise
when you take off your panties

it just so happens
I'm talking about the one and only
good thing

and when your completely naked
all is wonderous and good
no more hunger or fighting
when we do the good thing

If You Had Lips

Hey shitmouth
I love you
hey shitmouth
I love you
a number of years
have passed between our
legs
taste your buttery muffin
hey shitmouth!

I've never known anyone who bent so much to me
I never
I've never known anyone who bent so much to me
I never

When you smile
I can smell your breath
I see the shit
on your teeth

man, I'd love to catch ya
if you had lips I'd kiss ya
I pray the Lord to curse ya

hey shitmouth
I love you
will you bury me?

Ancient man - he needed
Ancient man - he had it
Man, I'd love to catch ya
If you had lips I'd kiss ya
Pray the Lord to curse ya
Now we two lay together
Will ya bury me?
Will ya bury me?
Will ya bury me?

(None other than) Killer McHann

He lamped up the room and then couched it
Feeling no fear from the day
He'd cared for a long time to get here
and he was brained
He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
who was he drained

some knocks on the door came a-poundin'
he wanted not answer but should
so ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
to where he stood
and the fuck that rapped on his inlet
none other than Killer McHann
and that's not good

He lazy eye bagging but sorely
No morsel of spunk had he left
who was he drained

some knocks on the door came a-poundin'
he wanted not answer but should
so ahead his fat feet 'cross the floor there
to where he stood
and the fuck that rapped on his inlet
none other than Killer McHann
and that's not good
scared of that man
scared of that man
scared of that man
scared of that man